“As much as Mr DeMott has been producing positive over the years through his methods I will agree that a change in direction for the WWE Performance Centre is the way to go” – Vince McMahon
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After numerous reports of this breaking news story we here at Pro Wrestling Powerhouse and Cool Wrestling News can officially reveal that yes NXT Head Trainer Bill DeMott AKA Hugh Morrus (*Smirk*) has stepped down.
Yes this is news that DeMott has stepped down from his podium and is now going to be teaching new wrestling prospects face to face in the ring. DeMott, renowned for his “shout at you to do something from the comfort of his chair” style of training, in light of recent allegations made against him by a bunch of pussies who can’t make it in the wrestling business (his words not mine) has now decided to get in on the action and physically train them. In an exclusive interview DeMott told this reporter “People complain about me doing nothing but shouting at people fine fair enough now I’m going to be kicking their ass on a daily basis”
This new initiative headed by DeMott is expected to generate positive results as his beating of prospects will be able to weed out those who will and will not be able to cut it. Already 40 out of 50 aspiring wrestlers have been weeded out wearing these funny little white scarves around their necks in the middle of spring. Per this new direction of the WWE Performance Centre the Nasty Boys and The Great Khali have also been brought in to aid DeMott’s physical training and in Khali’s case the ability for big men to dance and get a reaction. Nothing confirmed if Bull Dempsey was called in for Khali’s session
WWE Chairman and greatest ECW Champion of all time Vince McMahon, in an exclusive sit down interview with PWP and CWN, tells “As much as Mr DeMott has been producing positive over the years through his methods I will agree that a change in direction for the WWE Performance Centre is the way to go” What you wouldn’t have been able to see was the Sadistic smile as Mr McMahon described the new training process…unsettling and endearing at the same time really.
Your thoughts on DeMott stepping down to step up? If wrestlers can’t handle being yelled at by one guy how would they deal with 10,000? Would you want to be trained by the Nasty Boys? Was Vince McMahon the stiffest wrestler ever? Please let us know and be a good reader and avoid the obvious joke with that last question.
Raw in a Nutshell 9/3/15
Randy Orton can tell a joke tee hee, WWE continues to tease everybody with Daniel Bryan and the IC Title, Dean Ambrose can actually win, Another Heyman wank session, Big Show and Kane are still boring, People didn’t mistake AJ Lee for a future punching bag this time, Cena and Rusev and Curtis Axel in the same segment=Ratings, the tag champs lost to the hated Gospel Group (even though the fans are the real haters and sinners), Total Divas plug, The Joke team beat the Uso’s, Undertaker doesn’t know subtlety either and WWE has mixed priorities when it comes to Roman Reigns.
That was WWE Raw 9/3/15 AKA Connor the Crusher? Why is there water in my eyes?
Zak Fellows Star of the Week
This week is actually the first time I would like to give the award to two individuals being Brie and Nikki Bella. Having already won the Divas Championship and starring in Total Divas the two women famous for one of their rectums getting strangled on a weekly basis and the other for having some mode for her period I think can now add Animated Stars to their impressive resume. Yes their latest roles in the Flintstones WWE special now means they are multi-platform superstars also in relationships with two guys…I can already smell that jealousy towards you. Remember when they wanted to take Daniel Bryan’s virginity back in 2010 and one of them ended up actually doing it?