“WrestleMania was a huge success and after the Pay Off we are looking to WWE’s future to expand. Because of the big Cash In I have now invested money into the things that mean the most to both the WWE Universe and myself” – Vince McMahon
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WrestleMania 31 has just passed us ladies and gentleman and we here at Pro Wrestling Powerhouse and Cool Wrestling News are proud to report that WrestleMania saw a major cashing in.
This is news that WrestleMania 31’s success both in attendance and PPV has allowed Vince McMahon to cash in a huge check into his bank account. A WWE Official, who has asked to remain anonymous because of his ugly teeth, told this reporter “Despite the negativity on the build-up it translated to a great financial success” Because as a great man once said if you’re going to protest something on a wrestling show you’re going to pay money and travel half way across the world to really kick off.
Due to the successful cash in Vince McMahon has already made plans with what to do with his new funds: Rumours of him purchasing a brand new yacht christened the “Whale a Ho” have been running rampant especially in light of news that Tugboat was originally rehired. Amidst heavy speculation we here at PWP and CWN can at the very least confirm that Mr McMahon has rehired the Repo Man to repossess Daniel Bryan’s charisma…apparently it was on loan from Mr John Laurinaitis truly a wonderful man.
I caught up with the even richer Vince McMahon as he was entering his new limo called that he called “The Genetic Car Jack” as he told this reporter “WrestleMania was a huge success and after the Pay Off we are looking to WWE’s future to expand. Because of the big Cash In I have now invested money into the things that mean the most to both the WWE Universe and myself” You know what that means…weekly sermons from Brother Love!
Your thoughts on this latest scoop? Did you enjoy WrestleMania 31? Is Mr Laurinaitis charisma limitless? Would you ride the Genetic Car Jack? Please let us know and keep it clean with that last one.