“WWE takes the professionalism of our announcers very seriously and while I’m sure Booker meant no harm through his comments the fact that it has sparked this outrage has forced me to act” – Vince McMahon
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We here at Pro Wrestling Powerhouse and Cool Wrestling News are able to report that in the aftermath of the controversial comments from WWE announcer and Hall of Famer Booker T an industry has reacted in fury.
This is news that the people of the “Society of United Gravity” (or SOUG for short) have been heavily debating Booker’s comments about new WWE superstar Neville’s ability to defy gravity. In an exclusive interview at SOUG’s benevolent Headquarters in the Clouds (had a sign saying NOT a death ray…odd) the leader of SOUG and greatest high flyer in history Kevin Nash told this reporter “SOUG aimed to genetically create a wrestler who can defy gravity…unfortunately all we got was Neville.”
Yes as it turns out Neville is a failed experiment of SOUG to create a high flyer that could defy gravity. Unfortunately he escaped during the Subject Testing which apparently is selling for Nash’s big boot. Despite Neville’s escape SOUG is still claiming ownership of N.E.V.I.L.L.E (Negative Energy Victor in Loser Life Enigma) and thus has expressed their dissatisfaction with Booker T’s false comments. As such SOUG has threatened to destroy…excuse me “Disproportionately Retaliate” WWE’s Headquarters in a threat not seen since Mickie James was fired.
WWE Boss Vince McMahon was able to give comments on the threat of Nash and SOUG as he told PWP and CWN “WWE takes the professionalism of our announcers very seriously and while I’m sure Booker meant no harm through his comments the fact that it has sparked this outrage has forced me to act” Which means that instead of being known as the Man that Gravity forgot, which is not what SOUG was able to accomplish, N.E.V.I.L.L.E will now be billed as Gravity’s Bitch.
What are your thoughts on this latest turmoil from the scientific community? Would you pay to see Kevin Nash perform his 1800 Splash? Who threatens to bomb a building for the firing of one woman? Were you suspecting a story about Owen Hart? Please let us know except for that last one because I’m very tempted to make a joke about “The Rocket’.