“While I perfectly understand the plight that this group of passionate fans have undertaken this is a different era. They should better represent the current audience that watches WWE TV” – Vince McMahon
This week’s edition of Humour News is sponsored by the Roman Reigns/Bo Dallas Book of Inspiration because if you’re going to bolieve something make sure you Bolieve that
At the most recent WWE Raw on 16/3/15 rumours started coming about off an order towards a particular group of fans in attendance that people requested them to change. We here at Pro Wrestling Powerhouse and Cool Wrestling News are able to confirm that this story is in fact true.
This is news that WWE officials asked the group of Wrestling Fans dressed like numerous 80’s were asked to change their lifestyle and become more corporate supporters of the promotion. Talking to Kevin Dunn in an exclusive interview, borrowing goggles from Adam Bomb, this reporter was told that it was because of the characters representation of the WWE’s sordid past. It is speculated that it was due to those wrestlers past admittance and well known story that they were known takers and abusers…and not in the Undertaker and Stone Cold manner.
The wrestling group, known to backstage WWE and don’t ask how we know as the “Good times Greater Pain Brigade”, was apparently given a stern talking to by Bo Dallas and the Right to Censor for dressing up like wrestlers with bad backgrounds and they have now emerged with a new lease on life. They quickly changed into more popular and clean role models such as Simon Dean, Gorgeous George, Molly Holly and of course the greatest role model of all time…John Laurinaitis in what the former Executive Vice President of talent relations and former General Manager of Raw and Smackdown describes as “Jumping on a People Powered Band Wagon”
WWE Boss Vince McMahon, who apparently was too busy dancing with Playboy Cover Girls to hear complaints about the way WWE has been produced for the past couple of months, had this to say “While I perfectly understand the plight that this group of passionate fans have undertaken this is a different era. They should better represent the current audience that watches WWE TV” So in other words if you dress up like a wrestler who did drugs you must be doing drugs yourself tee hee hee.
Your thoughts on this latest plight by wrestling fans? Was Kevin Dunn really that hideous? Are you going to jump on a People Powered Band Wagon? Are we trying to justify WWE’s tendencies as a Dictatorship? Please let us know except for that last one because we write about them a lot and we could do with the publicity.
WWE Raw 16/3/15 in a Nutshell
Seth Rollins accepted a WrestleMania match with Randy Orton but only if they blew it on free TV first, Nikki’s Rack Attack ain’t exactly what you would want, Miz turned on Mizdow this week…I think, Rusev got to do what everybody would want and make fun of America in front of a beefed up American, The Tag Team Division is good if it wasn’t so full of Bull Shit…I mean Dempsey, Erick Rowan is now Zack Ryder wearing a jumpsuit and more interesting, Mark Henry is still wrestling whoopee, Roman Reigns can and will be do middle of the show build up to the main event, R Truth has the easiest WRESTLING job in the world and Sting mistook Orton for DDP and saved him
That was WWE Raw 16/3/15 AKA Priorities WWE you idiots!
Zak Fellows Star of the Week
This week’s star of the week is none other than Steve Borden. After 14 years doing stuff outside of WWE he has come to the company with only one goal…that we currently do not know off. But to accomplish this goal he can’t be the surfer he once was. To honour a dozen movies memories he has joined a crusade against an Authority. To them he’s Steve Borden but to the WWE Universe he is someone else…he is something else.
Like that little Arrow inspired quote for the new hit TV Show Sting?