Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Jack Swagger
Chairs Match for the WWE United States Championship
Jack Swagger and his awful haircut came back recently and started feuding with Alberto Del Rio, I assume out of jealousy. “Hey Del Rio, you stole my xenophobic racist gimmick and I want it back!”
Swagger even attempted a somewhat emotional plea to Yosemite Colter begging for them to be besties again so they could go back to talking about how foreigners are bad. Swagger was rushed onto TV because there was no one else (who is healthy anyways) who would have legitimate beef with either Del Rio or Zeb. So here we are with a title match that isn’t really about the title at all since Zeb’s Trump-like fascism seems to be the coveted prize. But given Del Rio’s recent falling out with Zeb, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him rise from his chair and help out Swagger, albeit in a futile attempt. It should be noted that the aforementioned “falling out” occurred – literally – because Del Rio tripped over Zeb’s power scooter. That’s it.
The WWE seems to be all in with the horrible League of Nations faction so I don’t see any reason why they would strip Del Rio of the title. Not only that, but what exactly would Swagger do as U.S. Champion? His momentum is approximately zero.
WINNER: Alberto Del Rio
